WARNING: THIS IS A RANT ON THE BIBLE. PLEASE DON’T READ IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY OR WILL GET ANGRY. IT IS A VERY, VERY, VERY HARSH POST TOWARDS PIOUS PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY PIOUS PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN JESUS & GOD.
Hollah…luya?
Honesty is key.
I’m technically buddhist because my parents are buddhist. I like the whole reincarnation idea, I’m kind of eh, about the chubby statue my mama wants me to carry around, and totally not into the whole vegetarian thing. I’m up for caring about others, trying to be selfless and not want all the useless things in life. All of that’s just fine. I’m not big on religion, but I don’t mind being semi-buddhist.
But sometimes, people tell me it isn’t okay.
And then they try to convert me. I don’t know how many fuckers have gotten in my face to ask me what the meaning of life was. I don’t know how many idiots had the balls to tell me the meaning of life was living for someone else. Jesus? Christian? Catholic? To be honest, I don’t give a shit. You have your religion, I have mine (kind of). And when you come charging at me with your God, you better damn well be prepared to back up your statements.
Like, say I explained to you in detail the centuries and centuries of accumulated evidence for evolution and natural selection.
Don’t give me bull shit on how it’s untrue and not support it with facts or evidence. How you can’t see air, but it’s there. So if you can’t see Jesus, he is still there. You can prove scientifically there is air. You can’t prove there’s a giant man in the clouds who pees on us once in a while (how do you even explain snow?). Besides, talking animals, adam, eve, paradise… it’s more difficult to believe than Harry Potter. And that bible shit? Hella sexist. Fuck guys, why’d Eve have to be the slut that got them kicked out of paradise, huh?
And what gets me the most is the view on gays.
The belief gays shouldn’t exist and be equal. That it’s wrong to be gay. That love is between a man and woman. Fuck that. How many people have died because of a stupid belief? And don’t give me that baloney that you accept people who are gay, you just think they shouldn’t have equal rights to be married. Because that’s not accepting, that’s choosing your simple belief over millions of people. And yes, hate to break it to you, gays are people.
Don’t even get me started on abortion. Then again, maybe I am just a very, very, very left-winged radical liberal who strives through life loving freedom. And note, I am only attacking the bitches who think I’m stupid enough to let a penis be shoved down my throat.
I’ll respect your religion, if you respect mine.
p.s. I pray to God, when I need something sometimes. Suck on that.
religion is like…